why am i so awkward? why do i struggle in social situations while others are totally at ease? is it the way I was raised? seriously…
ugh…
it probably seems like I’m being dramatic… but seriously…
anyways there was one of those awkward family events… you guys know my father remarried recently… married some broad 20 years younger than him.. some trophy wife (im rambling here, that rant is for an entirely different post)
so it was I’d say a medium sized family event, maybe a dozen of people or so… a bunch of inlaws that i have no intention of ever truly getting to know..
not to be a jerk but most of them are not very interesting..
the food was quite good though and i was bored… so i ate a lot… damn the food was good… a catered event mofos!
and then my heart burn struck… seriously it was like one of those pepcid AC commercials.. big family event at an italian restaurant and all of a sudden I get extreme discomfort… i need to go to the bathroom… inlaws act all concerned and i draw a big crowd… ugh awful… preventing acid reflux should be a major objective of the national institute of health…
obama needs to stop funding these stupid bridges and actually make a contribution to science…
